Every turtle has their hopes and fears. Our little torties is no different! With his delicious breakfast ready to go he sets of on a journey of conquest and triumph only know to fairytales and fables.

This is a NSFW t-shirt. IYKYK. If you don't, please don't buy this version! There is a perfectly acceptable and wonderful "family" version available as well. This shirt is going to be frowned upon in 17 states of the Union ;P

The specially spun fibers of this shirt provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.70	50.80	55.80	60.90	66.00	71.10	76.30	81.20
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length, cm	18.40	19.70	20.90	22.20	23.50	24.80	26.00	27.30

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Fantasy of Fame (Bongzilla Edition)

Fantasy of Fame (Bongzilla Edition)